Top Headline News.

Scandal in Illinois? Nope. Big 3 bailout? uh-huh.  Kenny Shopsin? Hello, that was soooo Y2K (there was a documentary done on him ages ago).  Gwyneth Paltrow's new breasts? Close, but not quite.   See below:

• CNN (weekend filler?)
• Just Jared
• Press Trust of India (yes, INDIA)
• AFP
• ABCNews.com (ah, nothing else newsworthy?) 
• Associated Press
• And more...

Cause, you know, nothing else important happened this week that could possibly be newsworthy. Nada. Zip.