14 December 2008

Top Headline News.

Scandal in Illinois? Nope. Big 3 bailout? uh-huh.  Kenny Shopsin? Hello, that was soooo Y2K (there was a documentary done on him ages ago).  Gwyneth Paltrow's new breasts? Close, but not quite.   See below:
Cause, you know, nothing else important happened this week that could possibly be newsworthy. Nada. Zip.

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