Michael Phelps is sort of like George W. Bush (January not too far away)...he just won't go away and is incredibly annoying. What's up with that? Seriously. If they would just put him on display from the neck down, a bag over his head, all would be good (hit "mute" to avoid Beckham Syndrome). Kelly Slater - an ENTIRELY different story. It's a package deal my dear C&E's. Bask in the glory of the surfing god.